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I am BIG and I am ROB, I am an informally trained chef / music junkie, I have done radio for the past 10 years and restraunts for the last 20 years. There are 2 things that make a kitchen run smooth, the right chef, and some good tunes. I like to think I contribute to at least one of these things at all times. I’m not afraid to take some chances and start dumping and mixing the nontraditional items together to try and come up with something creative, and I’ll deep fry just about anything once, twice if it works!! I’m a big fan of down home grub, latin(mexican, spanish, and cuban) , asian fare, and fusing just about any styles of cooking, or at least trying to. I like the trials and accept the errors, but sometimes you get it right the first time…….So, join myself and the Doormouse as we partake of this endevour we call “THE METAL CHEF”

Ok, so it’s been way to long since I’ve posted, but here goes nothing…. Last week I concocted a quick chili that was pretty damn good, give it a shot adjust the heat to your liking…
1lb spicy charizo
1/2 med onion (diced)
1/2 green pepper (diced)
1/2 red pepper (diced)
1 large jalapeno (diced)
3 cloves fresh garlic (crushed)
3 large fresh tomatoes (diced)
1 large can of pinto beans
2 tbsp cumin
1/4 cup dark red chili powder (ancho, or something of the sorts)
sautee all peppers, onion, garlic, and jalapeno with the charizo, then drain the fat off the sausage, add the beans*, tomatoes, cumin, chili powder, and salt and pepper to taste. Simmer for about 1/2 hour and Ariba’ good quick chili….
*when adding the beans only drain about 1/2 the water off of them.

Just a quickie to let you all know I am still alive and cookin’!! Sorry it’s been so long since my last post, it’s getting better around the kitchen though!! Also, planning a wedding, well that’s another story for another time…I did however find this great club for bacon lovers, it’s a bacon of the month club, and I think you all should join if you got a little extra stimulus money laying around, if not put it on your Christmas list now before you forget about it!! here’s the link enjoy and eat more bacon!! http://www.gratefulpalate.com/?p=Category_11

So, here’s a quick and fairly easy take on beer batter for a bad ass dessert dish, but as I mentioned before I like to play in the deep fryer, so you’ll need on or need to fashion one out of a pot….Make sure you have some vanilla ice cream to go with this one, it makes it sooooo much better!! And, make sure and use a good quality root beer that’s fairly spicy I like the Boylan’s outta Jersey, mostly because it’s still made with REAL sugar….

Root Beer Batter

3/4 C. Flour

1 Bottle / Can of your favorite root beer

Dash of cinnamon

Dash of nutmeg

Mix these ingredients in a mixing bowl until smooth, you want kind of a thinned pancake batter consistency.

Ok, so you take your bananas and slice them on a bias, toss them lightly in some flour, shake the extra flour off and dip them in the batter. Then place them in your deep fryer slowly, don’t just bomb them in there, or they will stick to the bottom and that will suck!! Fry them until they’re a nice dark golden brown then place them on some paper towels to drain for a minute.

The Sauced up Sauce

1/2 stick of butter (the real stuff)

1 C. Brown sugar

1 shot of your favorite spiced rum

1 shot of heavy whipping cream

In a heavy skillet/ saute’ pan melt down your butter but don’t burn it!! As soon as your butter is melted add your brown sugar and whisk it in until it’s melted and bubbly then add your rum(*see side note) after the flame dies down, add your heavy cream and bring back to a boil while whisking as soon as it reaches boiling point remove from heat.

Place 1 large scoop of ice cream in a bowl and surround with the fried banana slices, and spoon sauce over the top, and dig in, there’s nothing like a warm fried banana with ice cream and caramel love!!

*Here’s that side note thingy, when you put booze into a hot pan especially when it’s on an open flame, it’s going to flame up, just be aware and don’t burn your house down, or your face off…..Just looking out for ya’!!

Read The Doormouse’s blog on ingredients, I fully understand why he does things the way he, beacause he’s right food/cooking can and should be more of an art, mostly the science comes into play in baking I’ve found….As well please note that the measure ments and amounts I give are more of an idea of how much to use more for the non-chef types that may read this, I recipe’s should and are for me a guideline not gospel, which is how people come up with their own unique play on a certain dish, kind of like when I mentioned you can never re-create exactly what mom of grandma used to do, they had their own way of doing things which is what you should work towards…So I fully concur with The Doormouse learn from him!!!

Boiled on timbers and stirred with a broom”……So, The Doormouse and I have talked Paella recipe’s a few times, and he’s got a great grasp, ok a firm hold on the dish, as for me I’m a big fan of wingin’ things sometimes, this is by no means a paella, but it is what I call a “fisherman’s stew” it came out pretty tasty so I thought I’d share it with you all….I had a few smaller portions of various sea creatures leftover, so I decided to make one bigger portion out of them all, here’s what transpired….

FISHERMAN’S STEW

1 small yellow onion

1 red pepper

1 green pepper

6 stalks of celery

1lb baby carrots

3 medium tomatoes

1/4 cup chopped garlic

1 can okra (fresh is better & ideal)

1 small can baby clams

1lb 16/20 shrimp

2 4oz pollock loins

2 4oz white fish fillets(I used capensis)

white wine

dark roux*

Chop all your veggies with the exception of the baby carrots, saute in some olive oil with your garlic, now here’s where I get a little random, I just season with out thinking sometimes after years of doing it you learn to just add the shit you think something needs, so I give you this advice start with a little taste and re-add if needed…..anyhow, add some thyme, old bay seasoning, rosemary, sage, crushed red chilies, cracked black peper, and a couple bay leaves give your veggies a good few minutes in the oil, then deglaze with your white wine once your pan is deglazed drop your shrimp in, once they start to turn red, add a little veggie stock, bring to a boil and thicken slightly with the dark roux, then lay your fillets on top of the concoction, and cover and let them steam. Serve with some nice steamed rice or potatoes, some fresh bread and you got yourself some good grubbin’….

*dark roux — equal parts butter and flour cooked until just before the burning point, if you haven’t done this before cook over low to medium heat and pay attention once it starts to brown it goes quick, take it to the point that it smells like burnt popcorn and you’re good to go…

If you want the goods for fisherman’s stew hit up the Doormouse for his paella recipe……

And Big Rob, here’s “a” paella recipe I worked on over the summer. I actually call it casserole poisson a l’acadia because it’s not a true Iberian Paella

I love a lot of fish dishes and this is a mish-mosh of some of my faves, building off the traditional idea of the Portuguese Paella that I hold oh so dear to my heart. One note for those who only had thedish in Spanish-American resturants, the true dish is about the freshness of the seafood and the use of the pan and less necessarily about the dish itself. I have a very nice pan that only is used for a select few meals specifically given as a gift to make this recipe, of which today’s meal was done as a celebration.

Despite my remark earlier about the dish’s forte being in the freshness of the fish, several trips to several stores over the week did not provide all the preferences I would have hoped. I’m not going to give up the shortcuts, but I highly suggest you look for some fresh fish and match spices to them in a meal like this. It’ll be worth the effort.

This dish I named this way because I could. By strict definition creole is white French (of Canadian decent, usually Acadia, but also via modern Quebec) mixed with Iberian (predominantly Spanish although some Portuguese or, of course, French Iberian) -or- French (any origin) mixed with Carribean Islander (typically Haitian, but which, by traditional creole standard usually being mixed with an Iberian, usually Spanish in general, and originated as a French man with a Carribean woman of “color,” though, after the first generation the distinction becomes lost). White creole is rare form these days even among those who study creole heritage, yet oddly enough, by definition being French Canadian and Portuguese would make me, yes, creole. How’s that for a fun stretch??

The crux of the meal is built on the trinity. A throw to the underlying christian heritage holding the region’s will. Where traditional French cooking depends heavily on the mariquois the carrot is replaced as an aromatic in the early steps. The important part of finishing is the high heat on the rice, (it has a special name I cannot recall)

Vadalia Onion
Celery
Poblano pepper
Anaheim pepper
garlic
brown rice
olive oil
prawns (crayfish)
little neck clams
oysters
blue crab (backfin crab)
andouile sausage
bay leaf
rosemary
paprika
coriander
black pepper corns
bourbon
stock (fish, veggie or pork will work, I prefer veggie)
tarragon
kale leafs
extra large skillet, or paella pan

Char both the peppers under the broiler than sweat the charred skins off and dice the flesh
Dice the onion, garlic, celery
place all in the pan with a bit of oil along with the pepper corns and sweat them out
add the chicken brown the thighs and allow to begin to brown
if you prefer add the sausage and all to brown, but remove before adding rice
add the rice and saute until the kernels become translucent
add the bourbon and burn it off over a low flame
add the stock and bring it to a simmer
add the bay leaf, paprika, rosemary and coriander
allow rice to simmer to 25-30 minutes
add the fish based on cooking times, typically crustaceans in their native shells uncracked will take longer than mollusks, and any fish out of its shell (such as gulf shrimp or bay scallops) will take the least time
make sure the last bit of liquid is evaporated or absorbed
cover the last fish with tarragon and kale leaves and bring the heat up to high
allow the bottom rice to begin to crisp along the bottom of the pan and bring up some of the smokey charred flavor

serve family style with the casserole
or for single servings, line the bowl with the steamed kale, then, bring up the bottom of the pan in the serving bowl with rice and a balance of the fish and meat

So, having family rooted in the southern states, there were things you grew up eating and either loved or hated this is one of those things I LOVED!! After my grandmother Pauline passed away I thought I would never enjoy biscuits(cat heads) and gravy that were as good as hers and I never will, because there’s just something about cooking done by grandma’s and mom’s you can never quite get right, mostly I think it’s the love they put into things that’s irreplaceable, who knows but it’s just never quite the same. There are few things that I cook that I think I have perfected, but I will claim to have perfected the art of biscuits and gravy, it’s taken years of practice, frustration and of course trial and error. I am willing to share my recipe here with you, it’s really no big secret but, the one thing I can’t share with you is the one thing that matters most THE FEEL OF YOUR DOUGH, that’s the way you know you got it right. As well the other thing I can tell you is “don’t handle it anymore than you have to” your dough that is, just remember the old adage “if you shake it more than twice you’re playing with it”. As for the gravy, the big tip of the day is this K.I.S.S. (keep it simple stupid!) not to be insulting, but too many people try and put too much shit in a sausage gravy remember this is comfort food created by poor people they didn’t have a lot of crap to put into something, sausage, flour, milk, salt, pepper that’s it no more, no less no onions, peppers, garlic, none of that stuff, while it’s all good if you want authentic southern style comfort food this is the way to do it right!! now that the ranting is done let’s get down to it…..

BIG ROB’S CAT HEAD’S

3 cups flour

1 1/2 Tbsp. baking powder

2 Tsp. salt

1 cup shortening (If you want to get crazy try it with butter or margarine)

1 1/2 milk

Sift together your dry ingredients, the with a pastry blender or fork if you want to do it like grandma did, cut in your shortening until it looks crumbly kind of like little pebbles. Now here’s where it gets a little tricky and the feel thing comes into play, add your milk 1/2 at a time you may not need all of the milk, you may need a little more, this is one of those baking things that depends on the zen of the world at the time of mixing which is why you only add 1/2 the milk at a time!! So, add your milk until all your flour comes together and is a little sticky dough ball (this is ok) the flour your counter or workspace fairly heavily and turn out your dough onto the floured space, then gently knead your dough, folding the flour into it until the dough is dry but soft and pliable  then gently roll out to 1/2″ thickness and cut out your biscuits. Place them on a sheet pan and bake at 425 degrees for 12 to 15 minutes, or until golden brown.

SAUSAGE GRAVY DONE RIGHT

1lb pork breakfast sausage*

1/4 cup flour

1qt 1/2 and 1/2

salt and pepper to taste

Ok, brown your sausage in a skillet (cast iron preferred) then add your flour, DO NOT DRAIN THE GREASE this is what makes your roux. until a runny paste consistency is had, if your sausage isn’t fairly fatty you may need to add some oil to it for making the roux. Lightly brown your flour, then add your 1/2 and 1/2  and stir until thickened, salt and pepper to taste. simple, keep it that way, and you won’t be disappointed!!

*don’t be afraid to purchase sausage with some fat in it you need it for flavor and roux. Also if your going to try this with turkey or some other healthy form of sausage don’t waste your time, you need the fat and flavor of the pork!!

Well there you go, good luck, it’s not very hard, if you keep it simple, and it’s damn good too!!

 

The crazy albino egg!!

The crazy albino egg!!

So, this morning at work I was cracking eggs to cook, and this is what I found!! has anyone seen such a thing? does anyone know if this is a blessing or a curse? I know the double yolk is supposed to be a blessing from the chicken, but what the hell does this mean?? Am I doomed as a chef, or will I rise to greatness? Maybe I’m taking this more serious than I should but this is no yolking matter….

This is for Bacon, The king of all meat!!
It’s flavor succulent, smokey, and sweet.
If you’re not familiar with this meat so Devinne,
It comes from our friend the pig, otherwise known as swine.
Bacon really can’t be beat,
Vegetarians, go ahead give in and indulge in this Superior meat.

Eat Lot’s of bacon and never mind the fat,

’cause Granny always said “that’s where it’s at”

and when I’m dead and down in my grave,

I’ll be damned if it won’t be bacon I still crave!

My love for bacon it’s real and true, really man I ain’t fakin’

so, take this to heart and please give me another pound of that god damned BACON!!

SHIT!!! I did this once, I guess I’ll learn to save a draft before I tag…LOL Ok, so here goes my rant..

I ask which one are you, the food adventurer or the generic food lover? Are you the one who understands how a place runs or are you the one who thinks they know, and likes to bitch when a place is full and your ass isn’t kissed the whole time you’re at your table? Are you the one who will take a chance on something new and realize you might not like what you get but will understand it’s nobody’s fault but your own or do you think the chef’s and staff should be able to read your mind and say” hey dip shit you’re not going to like that order something else” ? for those of you that know the Biz you know the people I’m talking about, for those of you that don’t you may be the one I’m talking about, you decide, are you a true food lover or just a cooking show junkie that thinks they got it all figured out?? This is just a rant there will be more take it for what it’s worth and enjoy!!

So before I was hired at my current job, I was by no means a bread maker, hell I had never even made bread from scratch.  I’m always up for learning a new skill, so I lied and said “yeah, I’ve made bread, it’s just been a while”  yeah, lie my ass off I did. I did have a concept of how to make bread, it was very skewed, because I thought it was hard and took forever….LOL not so, and now I embrace the bread making and have gotten pretty damn good at it if I do say so myself, not perfect, just pretty damn good, I still have lot’s to learn, and am always willing to do so. If you got any tips, feel free to throw ‘em at me, but for now I’m going to share some of what I’ve learned / taught myself over the past year and a few months….. First thing is this, it’s only as hard as you make it, so K.I.S.S. (keep it simple stupid) and don’t be afraid to experiment with your dough, yeast can be killed, and salt is your friend. Well, here goes nothing

Special Gear Recommended:

Kitchen-aid type mixer, or a stand mixer with dough hooks

Roasted Garlic & Basil Bread

2 Bulbs of fresh Garlic (roasted)

1Tbsp Active Dry Yeast

1Tbsp Sugar

1/2 cup warm water

1 1/2 Tbsp salt

2 1/2 cups  Warm Water 70 to 100 degrees(approx.)

1/4 cup Olive oil

2 oz Fresh Basil(chiffanod)

First off lets get our garlic roasting, then while that’s working combine your yeast, sugar, and first listed water and let your yeast bloom until it’s good and foamy. then add your flour, salt , basil, chopped garlic(rough chop it) . Then start adding to your mixer the second listed water & Olive oil(mix this with your water so it’s warm too) add until the dough Pulls away from the sides of the bowl and forms a ball and knead for 2 to 3 minutes place in a bowl that’s been sprayed with some food release and let raise for approx. 1hr, then punch it down and turn out onto a lightly floured surface, divide the dough in half and roll out to about 3/4 inch thickness, then roll into a loaf and tuck the ends under so it forms a loaf (you can use a loaf pan if you want a more uniform loaf), then score the loaves 4 times across the top, brush with egg wash (egg and water mix) and sprinkle with Parmesan cheese and let raise for about 30 more minutes, then place in a preheated oven at 350 degrees for 20 minutes, rotate 180 degrees and leave in for 20 more minutes or until dark golden brown. let rest for about 1/2 hour slice and break out the butter your gonna need it, actually you won’t need it either, just eat up and enjoy!!